Author Turf Interview

What words of wisdom do I have for beginning writers? 

What kind of store I would open if I could? 

What makes me laugh AND want to throw up? 

How do I know when a book is finished? 
I'll answer that one--When I have thrown the book on the floor and stomped on it so many times, I can't squash it any further.

But for answers to the previous questions, and any other questions about me that you were afraid to ask and probably even more afraid to have answered, please read my interview on Author Turf with Britney Breakey.